Love love love hello magazine

Now I am in full control of european royals, riff raff and has beens

I really really hate the A380 4 billion passangers in leisure suits passing through the club cabin ........
The champagne almost goes flat
The 747 is just sooooo much more stylish ..........
Obviously on s good day under upper deck , normal day on upper deck

Love love love british airways 
Slightly congested in london 
And the purser leans over and whispers in my ear "sir we might be circling for a while should I bring you another bevvie????


I reply ..... Diet coke 
Reply : sorry sir I have sealed the trolley but put a couple of bottles of champagne on ice for circling emergencies ................
I almost came in my underwear STYLISH 


I know other airlines like quatar airways etc win awards all the time and they give immaculate service .......
 I'm sorry anyone trained young skinny and gorgeous  can give 5 star service...... But the sence and feeling of your passengers come from experience and loving your job

Seats are not wide and soft like US domestic first but such a bliss that they block the middle seat and put a cocktail table there .......... What else do you need ....hm think they should start to serve pre take off shampoooooo on european flights as wel

If you think about it, it's rather adorable wine on tap and mamma scans meatballs........ Not really ba terminal 5 but star points for trying

Finally packed ....... Sort of
Spent 1 hr looking for my ray bans
Have 19 pairs of fab sunglasses but never ever leave home without my ray bans

Just convinced myself I desperately need 12 pairs of shoes + 6 pairs of flip flops

Need to leave in an hour and haven't packed a thing .......
I need a housekeeper badly
Opened a bottle of champagne and looked at the suitcase, as usual
I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR

Ok message to all airlines.....
I never ever check in on line, I pay good money for business class and need the full attention and I need you to pull out all the stops to impress me. An i pad or automated machine can never do that - I love interaction with super service minded people. Seriously I'm fishing for an upgrade to first

Started packing , yippie summer jeans but perhaps a little optimistic about the fit
F-ing christmas