My first low budget experience in years

Got in late last night to paddington, checked in to a rather low budget hotel interiors from hell, noisy, low energy lightbulbs - you get the drift. So got my ass down to breakfast which ends at 8.45 ?????? On a saturday morning bizzare ......... I'm gay so obviously no carbs so got my hands on a couple of eggs - I mean really how f-ing difficult is it to find a descent egg these days . The so called ham (spam) looked positively like some insulation material made of pressed lips and ass.
I am soooooo moving today, yes I am a spoiled queen who thaught I could slum it in a low budget hotel - but no no no if this is how the other half lives I am so not f-ing interested .............