Feeling pathetic

I men seriously do I really think that a push of 2 hours a day in the gym for a week will transform me in to an adonis ????? I' m in fairly good shape for a 52 year old but just slipping in to those aussie bum speedos is not going to make that final push, I mean seriously why do we think if we buy those speedos or underwear the body comes with it !!!!!
Looks like the big swimtrunks will accompany me on this trip as well