Gay restaurant

How do you know it's s gay testaurant ???
Look at the plates, the top hamburger bun is always left , hello..........the french fries had more tha enough carbs for a queenn to manage
Check the necks gay men never have a sun tan on the neck , we spend hours on the beach with our heads sticking up - always on the look out
All gay restaurants have the best wifi in town....we eat with the left hand and check grindr with the iphone in our right hand