Shaved Men

Just got back from the gym and seriously I don´t tend to bring my gay cruising eyes with me there, on the contrary I do an awful lot of looking down to avoid peeping. I have however noticed lately that just about all men, gay or straight shave their privates ????? Wtf, I really think it looks completely absurd, especially if you are a few ponds overweight. There is a creese of fat hanging over the root of the "member" and it actually looks like a horizontal vagina................was going to post a picture but I am sure you all get the picture. Why can´t men be men ??? gay or straight. Men grow beards to cover up laughing lines in their faces, to look younger and manlier I guess but shave their privates I don´t get it. Is it to look yunger ? Or is it just a trick to make it look bigger ??? I have news for you guys the effect is neither or it just looks stupid and in my book a complete turn off. A nice trim yes but a complete shave no no no